As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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