Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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