Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
