I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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