Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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