Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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