Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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