i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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