That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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