we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Sober January is a disaster.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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