i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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