OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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