I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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