My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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