Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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