garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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