Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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