I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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