what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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