just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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