were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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