My room smells like vodka and shame
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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