If i come over, it means nothing
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
