You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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