i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need mimosas to revive my soul
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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