"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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