Im at strip club and am horny
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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