The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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