We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
