I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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