My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
