What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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