in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I have fence marks all over my body
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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