gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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