Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
