Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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