Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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