break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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