the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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