During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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