How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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