no. you can't hotbox the world.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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