Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
