What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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