You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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