Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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