But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Say something about gay babies.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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