I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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