Got a toothbrush?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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