the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
look no pants
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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