Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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